The Average American

An individual living on the territory of the United States, usually New York state or Texas state but there are 48 other states such as Florida and Alaska.

They have an obsession with guns and bullets, and admire violence as their lord and saviour.

They are also super patriotic and think that the rest of the world sucks ass and that they're the ones responsible for the world being as good as it is today, no matter if it's actually good or not.

Their main weakness is pornography and uncensored media content.

They elect retards for their presidents who just spread democracy via killing people. How lovely!

Their body mass index is the cube of an average European's, and that might even be an underestimation.

Also, they need to build a wall I guess...