Bicycle Stand Disorder.

Bicycle stand disorder, or shortened, BSD Is a mental disorder which makes the patient think he is a bicycle stand. It's a pretty common disorder around actual bicycle stands, But on humans it only happens with people who are followers of cheesism Maybe the cheese starts to rot inside of them creating this and their complete weirdness Or, Perhaps it's Just a Coincidence, Like the fact that hitler didn't the win the 2nd world war.