Cheesism.

Cheesism is a religion involving worshipping towards cheese. People who follow this religion believe cheese equals life And are usually mentally retarded. The Cheesists also have their own type of church. It's basically a long hallway with some rows of benches and tables. And there is cheese on every table.

Cheese Extremists
There are also people who go to the extreme. These people want everyone to be a cheesist their way of thinking is not the regular "Cheese = Life" They settle on ""Cheese = Everything". If the Cheese Extremists go to war. They fight with rusty daggers and hatchets